..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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