I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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