Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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