you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
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he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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