I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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