he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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