How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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