just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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