Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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