His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
