How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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