Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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