; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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