Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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