we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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