I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
a search helicopter?!
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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