I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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