his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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