That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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