Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Randomize
