I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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