absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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