Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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