Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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