I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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