Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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