Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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