Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He keeps bees of course he's weird
A bitchslap is in order.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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