Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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