what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Your penis caused this!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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