yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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