I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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Oh Jesus.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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