Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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