after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
