Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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