it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My life is pants optional.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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