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It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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