I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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