Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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