windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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