Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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