Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I love you. Go after that dick
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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