I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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