Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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