You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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