I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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