I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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