just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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