Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.

(901): View more from Tennessee

BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that

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(516): View more from New York

i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor

(1-516): View more from New York

did you bang her?

(516): View more from New York

seriously?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.

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(804): View more from Virginia

he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.

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(214): View more from Texas

It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.

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