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(408): View more from California

420 ftw

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(408): 420 ftw http://tfl.nu/c4kx

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(210): View more from Texas

READY

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for what?

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TO HAVE SEXXXX

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i think you have the wrong number

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(210): READY (1-210) for what? (210) TO HAVE SEXXXX (1-210) i think you have the wrong number http://tfl.nu/x2wa

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(305): View more from Florida

why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?

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(305): why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do? http://tfl.nu/hnao

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me

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(321): i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me http://tfl.nu/5b8j

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(845): View more from New York

Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.

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(845): Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again. http://tfl.nu/z1x4

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.

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(217): I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel. http://tfl.nu/8hwr

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(604): View more from British Columbia

every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(604): every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water http://tfl.nu/5vey

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(406): View more from Montana

We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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(406): We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god http://tfl.nu/kj7l

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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(865): Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right? http://tfl.nu/ddd7

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n

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what about money

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no - he has a code he lives by

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(610): they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n (484): what about money (610): no - he has a code he lives by http://tfl.nu/tp7q

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(760): View more from California

I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.

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(760): I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired. http://tfl.nu/xk23

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(682): View more from Texas

Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"

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(682): Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this" http://tfl.nu/tpaw

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML

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(780): If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML http://tfl.nu/m3i8

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(770): View more from Georgia

you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.

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But what if it got lost?

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its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.

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(770): you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in. (1-770): But what if it got lost? (770): its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it. http://tfl.nu/ord5

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.

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(617): ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles. http://tfl.nu/rw8b

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