Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
this is an emotional support booty call
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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