does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
why is half of my head shaved?
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