i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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