Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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