pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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