Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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