Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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