check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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