i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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